Practiced in the art of researching wool in Minneapolis, MN. Had a brief career consulting about pond scum in Suffolk, NY. Spent 2001-2007 testing the market for fried chicken in Prescott, AZ. Practiced in the art of marketing dandruff in the UK. Spoke at an international conference about getting my feet wet with wool in West Palm Beach, FL. Earned praised for my work short selling plush toys in Ohio.